On loop...

this one is actually on loop with the one I linked yesterday (i.e. Ca m'enerve...)

Lady Gaga's Poker Face (Album Version).
Enjoy!

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Stuff lesbians like.. the list is endless!

All credit to Grace the Spot!!

I could go on and on .. it's all so true.. outstanding comedy material! The ultimate 411 for lesbians and their straight friends to understad the lady loving ladies! A must read!


Stuff Lesbians Like Part 103: Wife Beaters

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 102: Sports bras

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 101: Efficiency

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 100: Expensive booty calls

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 99: Women’s Studies

Stuff Lesbians Like 98: Weightlifting

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 97: I fisted a girl (and I liked it)

Stuff Lesbians Like Theme from The L Word Season 6 Episode 5: Entourages

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 96: Bette and Tina

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 95: Marking one’s territory

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 94: Nostalgia

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 93: Playing the Androgyny Card

Stuff Lesbians Like Theme from The L Word Season 6 Episode 4: Being Friends With Their Exes

Stuff Lesbians Like Theme from The L Word Season 6 Episode 3: Lesbian Texting Syndrome

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 92: Announcing “I am Switzerland” during a conflict (and failing in that goal)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 91: Moody Tunes

Stuff Lesbians Like Theme from The L Word Season 6 Episode 2: Having inappropriate thoughts about people you’d rather not have inappropriate thoughts about

Stuff Lesbians Like Theme from The L Word Season 6 Episode 1: Entourage Schisms

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 90: “Chi ku” (eating bitterness)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 89: Expertise

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 88: Being surprised that people already knew you were a lesbian before you came out

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 87: Layers

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 86: Board Shorts

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 85: Coffee Shops

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 84: Vacations

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 83: Karaoke

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 82: Damage Control

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 81: Glasses

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 80: Having inappropriate thoughts about people you’d rather not have inappropriate thoughts about

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 79: Building A Mystery

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 78: Lyrics

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 77: Obscure Insults

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 76: Hoodies

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 75: Alice from The Brady Bunch

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 74: BallsStuff Lesbians Like Part 73: Planned Conversations

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 72: War Stories

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 73: Planned Conversations

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 71: “It’s Complicated”

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 70: Flannel 2.0 a/k/a Fleece

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 69 (heh heh): Flirting 101

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 68: Do it yourself project

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 67: Park Slope a/k/a Dyke Slope

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 66: Six Degrees of Ex Separation

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 65: Coming Out Stories

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 64: Going out of their way to prove that they aren’t “humorless lesbians” but ending up being humorless in the process

Stuff Lesbian Like Part 63: Drinking Games

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 62: Girls With Guitars

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 61: Swagger

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 60: Non Sexual Life Partners (”NSLP”)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 59: Picking up lesbian-themed films at Blockbuster for no other reason than the fact that they are lesbian-themed films (and becoming sorely disappointed)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 58: The “is she or isn’t she” game

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 57: Wanting Famous Women To Be Lesbians Even Though We Have No Chance With Them

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 56: Processing 2.0 - Therapy Sessions with Friends

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 55: Jeeps

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 54: Clone Fucking & “Dyke-a-Likes”

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 53: Dating Difficult Girls

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 52: Road Trips

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 51: Chapstick

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 50: American Eagle

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 49: Lesbian Texting Syndrome (”LTS”)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 48: Sudden and Unexpected Amateur Grappling Matches in Public

Stuff Lesbians Like in the News (Sort Of)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 47: Pets!

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 46: Beer Samplers

Stuff Lesbians Like 45: Gay Porn

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 44: Uniforms

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 43: Man Crushes

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 42: Threatening to boycott the Pride Parade due to “X” but eventually showing up for the festivities.

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 41: Being “Boring” While in a Relationship

Stuff Lesbians Like 40: Duct Tape

Stuff Lesbians Like 39: High Fives

Stuff Lesbians Like 38: Being Overly Sensitive Due to an Increased Sense of Political Awareness

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 37: Helping the Cause!

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 36: Spontaneously breaking out into tone-deaf versions of 80s guitar anthems or power ballads

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 35: Racing to be the first to announce gay and lesbian related news to your friends

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 34: Insisting that Non-Lesbian Movies Have Lesbian Subtext

Still in vacation mode, so I direct you to the best thread ever, i.e. Stuff Lesbians Like in action

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 33: Going Out of One’s Way to Not Carry a Purse

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 32: Entourage Schisms

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 31: Being Overly Competitive At Things That Don’t Matter

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 30: SexintheStacks

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 29: Expensive Private Colleges (results of the “Best College for Lesbians” contest)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 28: Straight Girls

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 27: Sports Injuries (particularly ACL tears)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 26: We blog!

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 25: Tongues

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 24: Threatening to vote for John McCain if __________ doesn’t get the Democratic nomination (Updated June 10th!)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 23: Brain Games

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 22: Wellesley College (And your college? Seeking reader submissions!)

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 21: Professing to know everything about someone based on his or her star sign

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 20: Fitting in

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 19: Being friends with their exes

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 18: Being cheap to fund their food habits

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 17: Drama 2.0

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 16: Quitting the scene

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 15: Processing

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 14: Bumper Stickers

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 13: Nicknames

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 12: MARCH MAAAADNESSS

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 11: Entourages

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 10: The hand tuck!

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 9: House Parties

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 8: Craig’s List

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 7: Mourning dead or otherwise departed L Word characters

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 6: Looking down on “unenlightened lesbians”

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 5: The Post-Mullet

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 4: Mistakenly believing that they own the Angelina Jolie crush

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 3: Threatening to cancel Showtime

Stuff Lesbians Like Part 2: Telling the stupid U-Haul joke

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Lesbian Chi Ku...

All credits to Grace Chu from Grace the Spot!

Too funny.. sadly though, it's also very true!!!


Stuff Lesbians like.. No 90.. Chi Ku (aka Eating Bitterness)
There is a Chinese saying, “chi ku,” which means “eat bitterness.” The concept of eating bitterness roughly translates to: “Life sucks, so shut up, and grin and bear it.” Eating bitterness is sort of like the Protestant work ethic, except that there is no underlying expectation of personal salvation at the end of all of that diligence, restraint and suffering. Eating bitterness will not get you closer to God. You’re just supposed to eat bitterness… and then you die.

For lesbians, eating bitterness is a skill that is as essential as eating pussy. Since lesbian social circles are inexorably incestuous as lesbians insist on collecting exes as friends and are prone to developing inappropriate feelings towards their friends, plenty of opportunities to eat bitterness naturally arise in the lesbian world. The lesbian who walks into a difficult social situation, wilts and says “I can’t take it!” is a failed lesbian. Lesbians are supposed to have hearts and stomachs of steel.

Scenario

* You are at game night at your friend’s house. Your ex walks in. CHI KU!
* Your ex walks in with her new girlfriend. Both look great, and it’s that time of the month for you, so you’re breaking out. CHI KU!
* Your friend that you’ve been inappropriately crushing on walks into the room. CHI KU!
* She is with her overprotective girlfriend, who can snap your pencil neck with her pinky. CHI KU!
* After half an hour of Scrabble, you are down to your last tiles, and you only have the letters “c,” “h,” “i,” “k,” and “u.” “Chi ku” is not a valid Scrabble word. You lose. Ha ha! CHI KU!

“But wait,” you say. “No one likes eating bitterness. Not even lesbians.” Ah, young padawan… you do not know the ways of the Sapphic sisterhood. Lesbians will puff their chests out and openly brag about how well they eat bitterness, like it is some badge of honor. Like frat boys swallowing goldfish whole after taking five Jagermeister shots, lesbians will deliberately place themselves in a situation where they have to eat bitterness to appear simultaneously martyr-like and macho. Like David Blaine’s incurable compulsion to put himself in dangerous life-or-death situations for the amusement of onlookers, lesbians cannot control their desire to prove their mettle by walking into circumstances where they have to eat bitterness.

Examples:

* “Although I felt my ACL tearing, I clutched the football like it was my firstborn child, kept my eyes on the end zone and powered through the searing pain. I ended up in the emergency room, but I did not shed a tear, not even once.”
* “I saw my lying cheating ex at a club with her new snaggletoothed girlfriend. EVEN THOUGH HER NEW GIRLFRIEND IS AN UGLY SKANK AND I WANTED TO PISTOL WHIP BOTH OF THEM WITH MY BLACKBERRY, I went up to them and cordially said, ‘Hi.’”
* “I am abstaining from sex, because it builds character.”

The proper response to these declarations of successful bitterness-eating is to pat your lesbian friend on the head and say, “My what a good lesbian you are. You are so skilled at eating bitterness. In fact, your abilities have the potential of reaching legendary status. Why don’t I buy you a drink to congratulate you.” She will appreciate that you validated her superhuman ability to withstand suffering and will come away with the satisfaction that she is an advanced lesbian.

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On loop...

Another day.. another loopy song!

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On loop...

I present to you another installment of my current musical obsession. In times of sadness sometimes all it takes is a simple sunshine pop song and you have a smile on your face again.. even if it is just for the duration of the song.. every little helps.

Here's Free Design's "Love You"



In case you experience a sudden urge to sing along fear not... voilà the lyrics;

Give a little time for the child within you
Dont be afraid to be young and free
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take of your shoes and socks and run you

Give a little time for the child within you
Dont be afraid to be young and free
Undo the locks and throw away the keys
and take of your shoes and socks and run you

Run through the meadow and
scare up the milking cows
Run down the beach kicking clouds of sand.
Walk a windy weather day
Feel your face blow away
Stop and listen, love you.

Love like a circus clown
Put away your circus frown
Ride on a rollercoaster upside down
Waltzing Matilda, Kerry loves a kinkajou
Joey catch a kangaroo, hug you.

Dandelions, milkweed
silky in a sunny sky
Reach out and hitch a ride
and float on by
Balloons down below
blooming colors of the rainbow
Red blue and yellow green, I love you

Bicycles, tricycles, ice cream, candy
Lollipops, popsicles, licorice sticks
Solomon Grundy, Raggedy Andy
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, home free

Cowboys and Indians
Puppydogs and sandpails
Beachballs and baseballs
and basketballs too

I love forget-me-nots
Fluffernutters, sugar pops

I’ll hug you and kiss you and love you.

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